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Back to MusicA few years ago, I used to live next door to both Dwayne Johnson and the pop group that sang 'Take On Me'.
I was stuck between a Rock and A-ha's place.
Before becoming Pop stars, the Bee Gees used to be professional chefs.
You could tell by the way they used their wok.
Did you hear about them computer geeks, who were also miners by trade, who sang a cover of that Motörhead song?Answer: They called it The Acer Spades.
How did The Black Eyed Peas get their name?Answer: They were fighting over the Chick peas.
How does AC/DC get to space?Answer: Rock it!
Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then WHAM!
Way back in '97 I wondered why those bands like the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys put their gender after the band name. We know what gender they are, they don't need that...Hanson on the other hand...
What do you call a drunk shark?Answer: Hammered Head
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream?Answer: Depeche a la Mode.
What has brown hair, six legs, and sings like Michael Jackson?Answer: The Jonas Brothers.
What is Alberto Del Rio's favorite band?Answer: Destiny's Child
What is R. Kelly’s favorite band?Answer: Alice In Chains
What is Sting's favourite band?Answer: The scorpions
What was Michael Hutchence’s favourite band?Answer: The Doors
What would it take to reunite the Beatles?Answer: Two more bullets!
What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?Answer: The front row of a Hanson concert.
What’s Elon Musk’s favorite Swedish pop band?Answer: Ace of Space
Why is Heidi Fleiss like The New Kids on the Block?Answer: They both made names for themselves while sucking.
Yo mama so stupid she went to The Home Depot and asked for tickets to see The Doors.
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