Get ready to laugh out loud with our hilarious collection of R Kelly jokes! This collection is perfect for die-hard fans, followers, and anyone who loves a good celebrity joke. From silly one-liners to witty puns, we've got it all covered. And of course, we couldn't forget some memorable quotes and riddles about this famous singer. So, join us and let's have some fun with R Kelly's celebrity persona!
Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album?Answer: They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees.
Did you know R Kelly had a chance to become a professional Hockey player?Answer: The only problem was.. is that he never wanted to score after the first period.
Have you heard the Irish joke about R. Kelly?Answer: It won’t take much time; it’s only a wee joke.
How do you say R. Kelly in Korean?Answer: So-Young Poon
R.Kelly has tested positive...
for SHEWASNT-19
What did R. Kelly say to a new girl he met?Answer: Urine for a treat
What did the FBI agent say to R Kelly upon his arrest?Answer: Urine trouble now!
What do R Kelly and a Catholic priest have in common?Answer: One is black
What do R.Kelly and Walmart have in common?Answer: They both have kids pants half off.
What does R Kelly call people below him?Answer: Peons
What has R. Kelly done more successfully than any other musician?Answer: Using A minor
What is R. Kelly's favorite vegetable?Answer: Black-eyed Peas
What is R. Kelly’s favorite band?Answer: Alice In Chains
What musical scale does R. Kelly sing best in?Answer: In A-minor.
What's R Kelly's favorite food?Answer: Chick Peas
What's R. Kelly's Wifi Password?Answer: WiBelieveICanFi
What's the difference between greyhound racing and R Kelly..?Answer: The greyhounds wait for the hare.
What’s R Kelly’s favorite game?Answer: Hide and Leak
Who’s R Kelly’s favorite lawmaker?Answer: Nancy PEElosi
Why didn't R. Kelly catch Covid?Answer: R. Kelly would have caught Covid if it were younger. But fortunately for him. Covid is 19.
Why don’t R Kelly wins races?Answer: Because he is always coming a little behind.
Why should kids never have been allowed near R Kelly?Answer: Well he ain’t PG13 Kelly, is he?
Why wouldn’t R. Kelly make a good blackjack dealer?Answer: He hits on 17
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