Get ready to laugh your socks off with our hilarious collection of Pink Floyd jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a good celebrity joke, we've got you covered with the silliest, corniest, and funniest jokes about the legendary rock band. From puns to one-liners, quotes to riddles, this collection has it all. So sit back, relax, and get ready to giggle with our side-splitting Pink Floyd jokes that are guaranteed to brighten up your day!
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Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together?Answer: Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall.
How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan?Answer: Play their music on shuffle
I want to get high, but I don't have any drugs. Oh, I know! Alexa, play Pink Floyd.
Pink Floyd is having trouble funding a remastered version of "The Wall"
They're making Mexico pay for it...
The hardest thing about being a Pink Floyd fan...is watching a vegetarian eat pudding.
What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?Answer: Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
What did Pink Floyd say when their manager tried to bring in a decorator for the studio?Answer: We don't need no renovation.
What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?Answer: Skip to the next track
What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt all have in common?Answer: The wall.
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?Answer: Their last big hit was the wall.
What is Donald Trumps favourite song?Answer: Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd, because he don't need no education....
What's a Jew's favorite classic rock song?Answer: Money - Pink Floyd
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?Answer: Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
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