NSYNC Jokes

God made oceans, God made lakes, God made N'SYNC but hey, we all make mistakes!

I apologize for not knowing my 90's boy bands. I was never *NSYNC with the trends.

Lance and JC were walking through the woods when Lance looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." JC looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They kept arguing, and they were still arguing when the train hit 'em.

There's a plane that's going to crash. There's 5 passangers and only 4 parachutes.

The first passanger, Jonathon Davis, says "I'm the lead singer of KoRn, and without me there'd be no Family Values Tour" so he takes the first parachute and jumps.

The second passanger, Morgan Lander, says "Without me there's no Kittie" and takes the second parachute and jumps.

The third passanger, Justin, says "There's no NSync without me, I'm hot, and I'm such a good idol, and plus I'm the smartest guy in the world" and takes the third parachute and jumps.

The fourth passanger, the Pope, says to the fifth passanger, a 10 year old boy scout "You can take the last parachute, I'm old and I'll die soon anyways."

The boy scout tells him "Oh that's ok, there's a parachute left for you. The world's smartest guy took my backpack

What do you call a swimming pool full with the members of NSync?

Answer: Frosted Flakes

What's the difference between NSYNC and Lady Gaga?

Answer: One of them has balls and it ain't NSYNC

Why is NSYNC like Ms. Pac-man?

Answer: Just a token and they are ready to swallow!