Looking for a good laugh? Look no further than this hilarious collection of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson jokes! Perfect for fans, fanatics, followers, and groupies alike, these silly, corny, and funny jokes will have you rolling on the floor in laughter. Whether you love his movies or just think he's a total babe, this collection of the best jokes about the one and only Dwayne Johnson is sure to brighten up your day. From witty one-liners to clever puns and everything in between, these jokes are the perfect way to show your love for the Great One. So come on in and get ready to laugh your socks off - after all, who says jokes can't be fun?
Back to MovieA few years ago, I used to live next door to both Dwayne Johnson and the pop group that sang 'Take On Me'.
I was stuck between a Rock and A-ha's place.
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson has lots of enemies like John Cena or Batista. His arch nemesis were Paper and Scissor.
I followed Dwayne Johnson for an hour and when he wasn't looking I slapped his arse. He turned around and punched me in the face. That's what happens when you hit rock bottom.
What did The Rock go by after he became a washed up actor?Answer: The Sediment
What is Dwayne Johnson's favorite Nicolas Cage movie?Answer: The Rock
What is the Rock's favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?Answer: Pie
Why did Dwayne Johnson never lose in the hand game against Julius?Answer: Rock beats Caesars.
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