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Back to MusicBono and the Edge walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Ugh, U2 again?"
Bono from U2 is the voice of my car's GPS
It sucks. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
Bono switched from Google to Bing...but he still hasn't found what he's looking for!
The Most Famous Man Who Ever Lived
One day at primary school, the teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give 50 cents to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish lad put his hand up and said, "It's Bono!"
The teacher said, "Sorry, Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put up his hand and said, "It's Sean Connery!"
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Harry, that's not right either."
Finally, a little Jewish girl raised her hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Esther. Come up here and I'll give you your 50 cents.
As the teacher was giving Esther her money, she said, "You know Esther, you being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Esther replied, "I know- in my heart it's Moses, but business is business."
Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven…
St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.
Chris: Like who?
St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.
Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I didn’t know that Bono was dead.
St. Peter: No, no, that’s not Bono, that’s god, he just thinks he’s Bono.
What do you call a lawyer that likes U2?Answer: Pro Bono.
What does Congress and U2 have in common?Answer: Each is now missing one Bono.
What was U2's lawyer's hourly rate?Answer: Nothing, he was pro-Bono.
What's the difference between Bono and God?Answer: God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono
What's the difference between Bono and Mick Jagger?Answer: Bono is trying to throw his arms around the world and Mick Jagger is trying to throw his legs around the world.
Why doesn't Bono like Google?Answer: He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
Why is there echo every time Bono sings?Answer: Because he's close to The Edge
You guys hear that Bono fell off the stage at the big U2 concert last night?Answer: He got a little too close to the edge.
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