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Back to MusicDon't listen to Led Zeppelin while you're vacuuming.
Your mom once finished three rooms before she realized it wasn't plugged in.
How did Jimmy Page break Robert Plant's leg?Answer: He pushed him down the Stairway to Heaven.
How do Led Zeppelin band members announce that they're climaxing?Answer: Valhalla, I am coming!
How will Robert Plant die?Answer: He will climb the Stairway to Heaven.
What did Robert Plant say when he asked a fellow band member to pass him a sheet of paper?Answer: Gimme Page!
What did the Led Zeppelin pinball machine say when the player hadn’t inserted payment?Answer: No Quarter
What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in commonAnswer: When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay!
What do you call a blimp with lots of light-emitting diodes?Answer: LED Zeppelin
What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?Answer: Olive My Love
What is Santa’s favorite band?Answer: Sled Zeppelin
What is the most metal band?Answer: *Lead* Zeppellin
What is the musical equivalent of a lead balloon?Answer: A Led Zeppelin
Why did Jeffrey Epstein love Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven?Answer: Cause it's in A minor.
Why did the rookie technician allow a German zeppelin to fly over Allied airspace?Answer: It was just a blimp on the radar.
Why don't the guys from Led Zeppelin use parking meters?Answer: Because they have No Quarter.
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