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Back to OtherAfter being sentenced, Heidi was handcuffed and taken down by two men in uniform. When they reached the cells, Heidi says "That'll be 250 dollars please"
Does Heidi charge the same rate to all of her customers?Answer: No, they're encouraged to come up and dicker.
What do you call a girl wearing camouflage?Answer: Heidi
What do you get when you cross OJ and Heidi Fleiss?Answer: You get a fucking murderer.
What is Heidi Fleiss going to call her autobiography?Answer: A Tale of Two Titties.
What is Heidi Fleiss' favorite basketball conference?Answer: The Pac-10.
Why can't Heidi Fleiss and O.J. play golf together?Answer: Heidi Fleiss is a hooker and O.J. is a slicer.
Why is Heidi Fleiss like The New Kids on the Block?Answer: They both made names for themselves while sucking.
Why will Heidi Fleiss make it big in the movies?Answer: She does good box office.
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