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Back to MusicHow did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music?Answer: They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.
How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?Answer: Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.
How would Metallica be called if they sold beds?Answer: Nothing else matress
I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street, after all they are the Master of Puppets.
If Lars Ulrich of Metallica provided religious support to Kermit and his friends. He'd be a pastor of muppets.
My dad asked me which Metallica songs I know. I told him I only know one and nothing else matters.
My friends make fun of me for only being able to play one Metallica song on guitar. It's Sad But True!
What do Spider-Man and Metallica have in common?Answer: Both have had an experience of entering Sandman.
What do you call a Metallica song after being transcribed?Answer: Sheet metal
What Metallica song does Captain America hate?Answer: Trapped Under Ice.
What's the difference between a Metallica concert and a Tyson - Holyfield match?Answer: After the Metallica concert, there's a ring in the ears, after the bout, there are ears in the ring.
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