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Back to MusicA confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white."
To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"
Anne Frank, Michael Jackson, and Helen Keller walk into a bar...
Just kidding they're all dead.
Boy: Daddy is God a boy or a girl?
Father: Both, son.
Boy: Daddy is God white or black?
Father: Both, son.
Boy: Daddy is God Michael Jackson?
Could you imagine the problems, if they had. Marie is an agnostic. Michael Jackson is a Jehovah's Witness. Their kids would have been going around knocking on doors for no reason whatsoever.
Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?Answer: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?Answer: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?Answer: From a catalogue
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Michael Jackson and Darth Vader!
Neither wanted to remain on the Dark Side!
What are the chances of Madonna being named "Mother of the Year?"Answer: About the same as Michael Jackson becoming a Big Brother.
What did Kanye West say at patrick swayze's funeral?Answer: Yo. Patrick, I'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute. but Michael Jackson had the best death of the year.
What do Jose Offerman and Michael Jackson have in common?Answer: They both where a glove for no apparent reason.
What do Michael Jackson and the New York Yankees infielders have in common?Answer: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.
What do O.J. Simpson and Michael Jackson have in common?Answer: They are both missing a glove.
What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?Answer: They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
What has brown hair, six legs, and sings like Michael Jackson?Answer: The Jonas Brothers.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite musical key?Answer: F minor
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?Answer: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?Answer: Michael Jackson has had more noses.
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson?Answer: Nothing, now.
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?Answer: Figuring out which parent is his mother.
What's the main difference between Michael Jackson and Charlie Sheen?Answer: Charlie Sheen doesn't die from taking drugs
What's the simularity between Portugal and Michael Jackson?Answer: They think they are kings but no one gives a shit!
When Michael Jackson died all that was on the radio was Michael Jackson songs. When Whitney Houston died all you could hear was Whitney Houston songs. I just hope Justin Bieber never dies.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz 2 Men?Answer: He thought it was a delivery service.
Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?Answer: He heard that boys' pants were half off.
Why did Michael Jackson want to join the Branch Davidians?Answer: So he could be black again.
Why is Michael Jackson's new album entitled "Bad?"Answer: Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic."
Yo mama so poor she married Michael Jackson.
Yo mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
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