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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.
He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".
Bono switched from Google to Bing...but he still hasn't found what he's looking for!
Did you hear about the new computer virus?
It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".
Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!
Did you hear about the new O.J. Simpson screen saver for Windows 95?Answer: When it launches it hangs your system for a year.
How does Bill Gates count to ten?Answer: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8,10.
Pythagoras wasn't a mathematician, he was a sinetist.
What do you call a guy that's an actor and a program?Answer: Matt Daemon Tools
What is Gordon Ramsey's favourite file type?Answer: It's .raw!
What is the mole’s favorite Britney Spears song?Answer: Gimme Mole
What laptop does Adele use?Answer: A Dell
What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?Answer: To mole or not to mole, this is the question.
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow running computer?Answer: One is a Rack of Lamb, the other is a Lack of RAM
Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?Answer: Alta Vista baby!
Why Bill Gates should lead the team to find the Corona Virus cure?Answer: He has been dealing with viruses since Windows 3.0
Why did Steve Irwin fail his computer science class?Answer: String Arrays
Why do moles love Tyra Banks?Answer: Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel.
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?Answer: She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
Why doesn't Bono like Google?Answer: He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
Why is Newton the most alcoholic scientist ?Answer: Because there are 10 N/cm² in a bar.
You hear about the new computer virus going around?Answer: It's called the Wayne Bobbitt virus. It cuts off your hard drive and leaves you with a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
You know how I know Al Gore invented the Internet?Answer: The whole thing runs on algorithms.
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