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Back to OccupationDodi wanted to go out night-clubbing, but Diana just wanted to crash ...
Dolly Parton and Lady Di arrive at the Pearly Gates. Unfortunately, it is the end of the month and there's only room for one more person. So St. Peter tell them that they have to do something to prove that they belong in the last spot. Dolly opens her blouse, reveals her ample breasts and figures that that should be enough to get her in. Lady Di lifts up her dress, take a Massingail's out of her purse and douches herself right there and then.
St. Peter, highly confused, tell both ladies to wait and goes back in to talk it over with God. When he comes back, he lets in Lady Di. Dolly is livid:
"You mean to tell me I show you these woderful works of art and you let in the womon who did that digusting act?"
"Dolly," St. Peter replies, "you should know better: a royal flush beats a pair any day."
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?"
Di answers: "I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend, he looks much worse".
Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: "My God, you look terrible."
Dodi replies: "This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver."
Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates, and St. Peter says: "So you're the driver?"
"No, I'm Mother Theresa.
Mother Teresa went to Heaven and she was walking around - checking the place out. She walked up to St Peter and said ''Where would I go to make a complaint?''
St Peter told her to go see Gabriel. She goes to Gabriel and asks ''Why does Princess Di have a bigger halo than me.
Gabriel says, ''SHHHHH... That's not a halo. That's a steering wheel.
Queen Elizabeth may have lived to be 102, but Diana got up to 120 when she died.
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?Answer: Their last big hit was the wall.
What was the last thing Dodi said to Di?Answer: You look smashing!
What were Diana's last words to Dodi?Answer: Isn't it wonderful that the fortune teller said we'll live happily ever after?
What's better, Princess Di douching or Dolly Parton's boobs?Answer: Well, a royal flush beats a pair.
What's the difference between Mother Teresa and Diana?Answer: Around five days
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?Answer: Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
What's the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?Answer: Tiger Woods has a more reliable driver.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?Answer: Princess Diana never became a queen of England.
Why doesn't Di like the French press?Answer: Because they drive her up the wall.
You are in a room that has 2 keyholes. through the first you can watch Dolly Parton undress, through the second you can watch rincess Di douche. the question is, which keyhole should you look through?Answer: Dianna's, because a royal flush beats a pair.
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