Warren Beatty Jokes

Warren Beatty and the Pope both happen to die on the same day. Because of a heavenly clerical error, the Pope is sent to hell and Warren Beatt goes to heaven. As soon as the Pope arrives in hell, he realizes that there has been a mistake and demands to see the demon in charge. He is immediately brought before the Devil.

"There must be some mistake!" exclaims the Pope. "I'm the Pope! i should be in heaven!"

"Just a moment," says the Devil, "let me get your file up on the computer." A microsecond later, the Devil is looking at the Pope's records. "Hmmmm," he says, "you're right. Our apologies. We‘ll correct the error immediately."

in a split second, the Pope whooshes up to heaven and lands on a fluffy white cloud. As he starts walking in through the Pearly Gates, he sees Warren Beatty walking out. "I'm sor ' to do this to you, my son," says the sympathetic pontiff, "but l've rbeen waiting my whole life to kneel at the feet of the Holy Virgin Mary."

Warren Beatty smiles and shrugs his shoulders. "Sorry, padre," he says, "too late."

What’s Warren Beatty's idea of being unfaithful?

Answer: Turning away from the mirror.

Why do girls sleep with Warren Beatty?

Answer: Because they can’t be bothered to wank!

Why does Warren Beatty always keep the lights on during sex?

Answer: So he doesn’t call out he wrong name.

Why is Warren Beatty like Joseph of Nazareth?

Answer: They both fucked a Madonna.