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Back to MovieWhat body of water was River named after?Answer: The Dead Sea.
What does Rod Hull & River Phoenix have in common?Answer: They both had a fatal night on the tiles.
When will River do another movie?Answer: If he likes the plot.
Why didn't River Phoenix finish his last movie?Answer: He and the heroine didn't click.
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