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Back to MovieHow did Ashton Kutcher get a bottle of "Tiger Blood"?Answer: He threw Charlie Sheen a grenade!
What do Charlie Sheen and Bruce Willis have in common?Answer: They both had their old slot filled by Ashton Kutcher.
What do you give Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore for their next wedding anniversary?Answer: Nothing. There won't be a next.
What does Ashton Kutcher consider to be safe sex?Answer: When Demi Moore is out of town!
What does Ashton Kutcher's asshole and his mouth have in common?Answer: They both produce the same shit!
Why doesn't Demi Moore shop at the fish market?Answer: Because Ashton is always bringing home crabs!
Why is Ashton Kutcher so pale?Answer: Because theres no light in the closet!
Why is it sometimes alright to judge a book by its cover?Answer: Sometimes it’s named ‘Ashton Kutcher’, and you know its crap!
Why was Ashton Kutcher's nickname "Shotgun" on the "That 70's show" set?Answer: Give him a cock and he'll Blow!
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