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Back to MovieMarvel and Tim Burton are making a movie together starring Johnny Depp.
It's called Wonkanda Forever.
My wife and I both made a list of five people we could sleep with...
She read hers out: 'One, George Clooney; two, Brad Pitt; three, Justin Timberlake; four, Jake Gyllenhaal; five, Johnny Depp.'
I thought, I've got the better deal here: 'One, your sister... That's where our conversation ended..
So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together.
I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp.
Tim Burton should just make a movie called "Johnny Deep"
Plot Twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter.
What does Johnny Depp, Dave Pirner and Matt Damon have in common?Answer: They were all Winona Riders.
What is Tim Burton's favourite measurement?Answer: Johnny Depth
What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?Answer: ∫π’s of the Carribean.
What’s black and white and hated all over?Answer: Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton movie
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