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Back to MovieChuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?Answer: Show me the Honey!
What do people want to know about the Tomkat divorce settlement?Answer: Did Tom let Katie keep the cage?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about cooking?Answer: A Few Good Menus
What sort of holiday do celebs go on?Answer: A Tom Cruise
What was Katie Holmes reportedly screaming during divorce proceedings with Tom Cruise?Answer: Show me the money!
What's the strangest sexual act that Nicole Kidman has performed in her long life?Answer: Marrying Tom Cruise!
Why did Katie Holmes call 911 asking for help?Answer: Because she knocked out her "bodyguards", escaped her house/prison, and thought Tom couldn't see her!
Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?Answer: Apparently, he'd been in A Few Good Men.
Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?Answer: She got tired of all that Cruise control.
Why did Katie Holmes stop pretending to be in love and divorce Tom Cruise?Answer: Because it was 'Mission: Impossible.
Why did People Magazine turn down Tom Cruise's offer to sell pictures of his infant daughter Suri?Answer: The editor said "We'd pay 5 million for pictures of Suri's conception, but Tom Cruise isn't in them."
Why did Tom Cruise quickly finalize his divorce with Katie Holmes?Answer: He realized she still wasn't over Dawson.
Why did Tom Cruise wear a satellite dish on his head during his wedding with Katie Holmes?Answer: To get better reception of the signals from the aliens!
Why is Tom Cruise so upset?Answer: Because he is Holmes-less
Why is Tom Cruise still upset after finalizing his divorce with Katie Holmes?Answer: He still hasn't gotten over the death of Goose.
Why should you watch the morning show "View" with Barbara walters and Elizabeth Hasselbeck?Answer: Tom Cruise is going to be a guest. Instead of the couch, Tom is going to use her stomach as a trampoline!
Why shouldn't Tom Cruise remarry?Answer: Because marriage is a Risky Business.
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