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the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library,
the Lyndon B. Johnson Presidential Library,
the Richard M. Nixon Presidential Library,
the Gerald Ford Presidential Library,
the James Earl Carter Presidential Library,
the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library,
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Gorbachev, Reagan, and Thatcher all meet God
God says "I'll answer one question from each of you."
Reagan asks "How long will it be before the American people are happy, healthy, and living in prosperity?"
God replies "50 years."
Reagan starts to weep, and says "I won't live long enough to see it!"
Thatcher says "What about the British people? How long until they're all happy?"
God says "100 years."
Thatcher starts to weep as well, saying "I won't live long enough to see it!"
Gorbachev asks "What about the Soviet people?"
God starts to weep, and says "I won't live long enough to see it!"
Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher and Michail Gorbatjov are riding together on a plane. They fly over the Empire State Building and Reagan proudly boasts:
"See that? We built that in a few days from scratch!"
Then they fly over the Buckingham Palace and Thatcher proudly says:
"See that? That we built in a week!"
When they got to Russia and flew over the Kremlin they both looked at Gorbachev.
"Strange " he says "This...wasn't here yesterday..."
Gorbachev and Reagan met to discuss security
They started to argue about who has the best personal security. Naturally Gorbachev said he does, and Reagan said he does. They were meeting at the Grand Canyon, so they went outside to settle this.
Gorbachev told Reagan, "look". He ordered his security detachment beside him to jump off the canyon. The security detachment looked at Gorbachev, took a run, and jumped (by miracle he was safe hanging on a branch few meters lower).
Reagan looked at his secret service and told him to jump. The secret service looked at Reagan and said "I have a wife and children at home. I am not jumping."
Shocked, Reagan walked over to the ambulance that had arrived and asked Gorbachev’s security detachment: "Why did you jump?!"
He replied: "I have a wife and children at home."
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash and Bob Hope Now we have Trump, no cash, and no hope.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?Answer: If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
What's the shortest Book of the Month?Answer: Ronald Reagan's "Memories"
Why was John F. Kennedy secretly a more successful actor than Ronald Reagan?Answer: He always knew how to take the perfect headshot.
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