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Future historians will be able to study at:
the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library,
the Lyndon B. Johnson Presidential Library,
the Richard M. Nixon Presidential Library,
the Gerald Ford Presidential Library,
the James Earl Carter Presidential Library,
the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library,
...and the Bill Clinton Adult Book Store!
What's the difference between John F. Kennedy and Nicole Simpson?Answer: We're not 100% sure who killed JFK.
When Lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy, Chuck Norris caught the bullets with his own bare hands. JFK's head exploded simply because he was so overawed.
Why was John F. Kennedy secretly a more successful actor than Ronald Reagan?Answer: He always knew how to take the perfect headshot.
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