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Back to PresidentDick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" the Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" the President beamed.
How long did it take you?
Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!
American presidents are on a sinking ship!
Ford says: What do we do?
Bush says: Man the lifeboats!
Reagan says: What lifeboats?
Carter says: Women and children first!
Nixon says: Screw the women!
Clinton says: You think we have time?
Modern American Currency
One dollar bill: George Washington
Five dollar bill: Abraham Lincoln
Ten dollar bill: Alexander Hamilton
Twenty dollar bill: Andrew Jackson
Fifty dollar bill: Ulysses S. Grant
One hundred dollar bill: Benjamin Franklin
Food Stamps: Barack Obama
What did Andrew Johnson say when he was inaugurated into office after Walt Whitman wrote his poem?Answer: I'm the Captain Now
What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?Answer: Absolutely nothing.
Why is Hillary Clinton running for President?Answer: Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement!
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