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Back to SportAlbert Einstein is at a party and he's surrounded by a small crowd of admirers. He introduces himself to the first member of the group, and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The man answers, "191."
"Wonderful!" says Einstein. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert then turns to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?"
She responds, "123."
"Ah!" says Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We, too, have much to discuss!"
Einstein then notices a third member of the group and again inquires about the man's IQ. This time the answer is "62." The great physicist ponders for a moment, then brightens and says, "GO YANKEES!"
Did you hear the one about Grady Little's lawn?Answer: He didn't cut it all summer. He couldn't get the mower to work. Seems he didn't know how to pull the starter.
Did you hear the sad news?Answer: Tony Fernandez tried to kill himself the other day by jumping in front of a bus. Luckily it went right through his legs.
Did you know baseball was played in the Old Testament?Answer: In the big inning, Adam took one, Eve took one, and the Lord threw them both out.
Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden?Answer: Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.
Did you tell Andrew McCutchen the joke about the pop fly?Answer: Don’t - it will just go over his head.
Did you tell Mookie Betts the joke about the pop fly?Answer: Don’t - it will just go over his head.
Donald Trump is attending a baseball game with Melania.
The game is about to start, and the speaker makes an announcement. Suddenly Donald grabs Melania and throws her off the balcony.
After a few seconds of silence, the speaker comes on again:
"No, Mr President, I said throw the first PITCH"
Greg Maddux just signed a 5 year, $57 million contract making him the highest paid player in baseball.
He's so rich that he can now hire a designated scratcher.
How can you tell when George Steinbrenner is lying?Answer: His lips are moving!
How did Luis Severino pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?Answer: He only threw strikes.
How did Rick Porcello pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?Answer: He only threw strikes.
Johnny Blanchard sat in the Yankees clubhouse crying after learning he had been traded to Kansas City. Concerned for his teammate, Mickey Mantle sat down and tried to console Blanchard.
"Don't take it so hard, John. Just think, in Kansas City you're going to get a chance to play."
"Hell, I can't play, Mick. That's why I'm crying."
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Let’s Phillip the bases and score some points.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Trump's favorite baseball team is the Yankees
Except during the draft, then it's the Dodgers.
Two guys are watching their sons play baseball
The first father goes, “Did you see that, my son got an in the Park home run. He’s so much better at baseball than your son.”
The second father annoyed that his friend had insulted his son responded. “My son is the Michael Jordan of baseball.
“But he sucks at baseball?”
“So does Michael Jordan.”
Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar. A pretty woman walks by and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out." Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby." To which Rose added, "You wanna bet?"
What are George Michael's favourite Baseball teams?Answer: The Expos and the Yanks!
What are O.J.'s favorite baseball teams?Answer: The Red Sox and the Dodgers.
What baseball team does Pee Wee Herman like?Answer: The Yankees
What did Aaron Hicks do when the coach said to steal second?Answer: He grabbed the base and took it home.
What did Gary Sanchez say to the baseball?Answer: Catch you later.
What did Gatsby say about baseball?Answer: Said it was an old sport.
What did J.D. Martinez do when the coach said to steal second?Answer: He grabbed the base and took it home.
What did Sandy Leon say to the baseball?Answer: Catch you later.
What do Grady Little and Don Zimmer have in common?Answer: Neither one can take out Pedro!
What do Jose Offerman and Michael Jackson have in common?Answer: They both where a glove for no apparent reason.
What do Michael Jackson and the New York Yankees infielders have in common?Answer: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.
What do the New York Yankees and Billy Graham have in common?Answer: They both can make 40,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
What do you get if you combine Steve Sax with a brass instrument?Answer: A saxophone
What do you get when you cross CC Sabathia with a carpet?Answer: A throw rug.
What do you get when you cross Nathan Eovaldi with a carpet?Answer: A throw rug.
What does Aaron Boone and the mailman have in common?Answer: Neither deliver at night.
What does Gary Sanchez put his food on?Answer: Home plate.
What does Gary Sanchez wear on halloween?Answer: A Face Mask. (He plays catcher)
What does Sandy Leon put his food on?Answer: Home plate.
What does Sandy Leon wear on halloween?Answer: A Face Mask. (He plays catcher)
What is harder for Aaron Hicks to catch the faster he runs?Answer: His breath!
What is harder for J.D. Martinez to catch the faster he runs?Answer: His breath!
What is harder for Jackie Bradley Jr. to catch the faster he runs?Answer: His breath!
What is harder for Miguel Andujar to catch the faster he runs?Answer: His breath!
What is the difference between CC Sabathia and a professional bowler?Answer: A professional bowler knows how to throw a strike.
What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?Answer: UPS knows how to throw a strike.
What is the difference between Phil Hughes and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?Answer: Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
What was Ghandi’s favorite part of a baseball game?Answer: The seventh inning stretch.
What’s did Cy Young and a professional bowler have in common?Answer: You can count on them both to throw strikes.
What’s do Luis Cessa and a professional bowler have in common?Answer: You can count on them both to throw strikes.
Where does Didi Gregorius go to dance?Answer: At a base ball!
Where does Ian Kinsle go to dance?Answer: At a base ball!
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