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Back to MusicChuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
George Michael entered a public toilet, hoping to spend a penny.
He then came out with two coppers.
Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor...
... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart!
Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply. He finds his lack of Faith disturbing!
What are George Michael's favourite Baseball teams?Answer: The Expos and the Yanks!
What did Darth Vader say when the record store employee told him they were out of George Michael albums?Answer: I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing.
What did George Michael promise the judge after his last public embarrassment?Answer: I'm never gonna prance again!
What do George Michael and Bill Cosby have in common?Answer: They both have brown dicks...
What has George Michael got in common with the Chilean miners?Answer: Both will be free after 8 weeks of heavy drilling.
What side dish does George Michael ask for with his curry?Answer: Well I guess it would be rice
What's the difference between George Michael and a Microwave?Answer: A microwave stops when you open the door!
What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?Answer: A whambulance
What’s the difference between Oscar Pistorius and George Michael?Answer: Oscar Pistorius has only been arrested once for firing off a few rounds in a toilet.
Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?Answer: He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
Why was George Michael's automobile insurance canceled?Answer: He was rear-ended too many times.
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