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Back to SportHave you seen the documentary about Michael Jordan?Answer: It's called Lord of the Rings!
Michael Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
There are five people on a plane that's crashing. There is the pilot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and a big, fat lady and four parachutes. The pilot jumps out and yells, ''God bless me!'' Bill Gates jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my bank account!'' Michael Jordan jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my team!'' Wayne Gretzky jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and the New York Rangers!'' The big, fat lady jumps out without a parachute and yells, ''God bless me and the people I land on!''
Two guys are watching their sons play baseball
The first father goes, “Did you see that, my son got an in the Park home run. He’s so much better at baseball than your son.”
The second father annoyed that his friend had insulted his son responded. “My son is the Michael Jordan of baseball.
“But he sucks at baseball?”
“So does Michael Jordan.”
Wh did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited?Answer: Because he was always putting on Airs.
What does Michael Jordan do in Krispy Kreme?Answer: Dunk in Donuts
What does Michael Jordan like to put on his toast for breakfast?Answer: Space Jam
Why did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited?Answer: Because he was always putting on Airs.
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