Erwin Schrödinger Jokes

A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"

The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."

Did you guys know that Dr. Schrodinger was a Bon Jovi fan?

Answer: His favorite song was "Wanted Dead and Alive"

Did you hear about Schrodinger's missing luggage?

Answer: It was an open and shut case.

Heisenberg and Schrödinger were in a car when...they suddenly hit something. Heisenberg, who was the driver, exclaimed, "Oh no! I think I just hit a cat!"

Schrödinger asks, "Is it dead?"

Then Heisenberg says, "You know, I'm not quite sure."

There's one kind of people in this world.
Those who know about Schrodinger, and those who don't.

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

What was Schrödinger's favorite movie genre?

Answer: ψ Φ