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Back to OccupationIt is reported that Copernicus' parents said the following to him at the age of twelve: "Copernicus, young man, when are you going to come to terms with the fact that the world does not revolve around you."
Replying to an invitation to a scientist's ball
Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought.
Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research.
Ohm resisted the idea at first.
Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.
Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.
Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco.
Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.
Dr Jekyll declined -- he hadn't been feeling himself lately.
Morse's reply: "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now must dash."
Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it.
Hertz said in the future he planned to attend with greater frequency.
Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol.
Audobon said he'd have to wing it.
Hawking said he'd try to string enough time together to make a space in his schedule.
Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved.
Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?
Mendel said he'd put some things together and see what came out.
Descartes said he'd think about it.
Newton was moved to attend.
Pavlov was drooling at the thought.
Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality.
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What happens when electrons lose their energy?Answer: They get Bohr'ed.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Alessandro Volta?Answer: The other side had more potential.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Andre Ampere?Answer: To keep up with current events.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Christian Doppler?Answer: For its effect on passer-bys.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Georg Friedrich Riemann?Answer: The answer appears in Dirichlet's lectures.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Georges Lemaître?Answer: He crossed with a big bang.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Gustav Hertz?Answer: Lately, its been crossing with greater frequency.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to James Watt?Answer: It thought it would be a good way to let off steam.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Jean Foucault?Answer: It didn’t. The rotation of the earth made it appear to cross.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Johannes Kepler?Answer: He crossed in an arc, not a straight line.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Karl Gauss?Answer: Because of the magnetic personality of the rooster on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Kurt Gödel?Answer: It cannot be proved whether the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Nicolaus Copernicus?Answer: Despite the evidence of you senses I can show that it is mathematically simpler to describe it as the road passing under the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Paul Erdős?Answer: It was forced to do so by the chicken-hole principle.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Richard Feynman?Answer: It didn't cross the road to the other side. It actually came back to where it started but was momentarily moving backward in time.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Robert Boyle?Answer: She had been under too much pressure at home.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Thomas Edison?Answer: She thought it would be an illuminating experience.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to William J. Broad?Answer: The crux is that the vast majority of the poultry in the universe seems to be missing.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Wolfgang Pauli?Answer: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Zeno of Elea?Answer: To prove it could never reach the other side.
Why did the tachyon cross the road according to Aaron Hoyt?Answer: Because it was on the other side.
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