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Back to OccupationNewton, Galileo and Pascal were playing hide and seek...
...Pascal taps Galileo and decides he is seeking before running to hide. Galileo begins to count. Newton grabs a piece of chalk from his pocket because all scientists have pieces of chalk in their pocket and proceeds to draw a square with 1m dimensions around him. By the time he is done Galileo turns and says I've found you Newton. Newton replies with "no, you've found one Newton per square metre. You've found Pascal".
Albert Einstein, Sir Isaac Newton, and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek.
Einstein is it, so he closes his eyes and starts to count. Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton doesn't budge. Right in front of Einstein he bends down and scratches a box in the dirt, one meter on a side. The he just stands there, right in the middle of the box.
Einstein opens his eyes and says "Newton! I found you! You're it!"
"No," says Newton. "You found a Newton in one square meter. You found Pascal!"
Archimedes, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek.
It's Archimedes' turn to seek and so he starts counting down.
Pascal quickly runs off to some bushes nearby.
Newton starts walking, stops thinks for a while, and then draws a large rectangle around himself in the dirt.
The time is up and Archimedes turns around: "Found you, Newton".
"I'm not Newton", he replies, "I’m Newton in a square meter, I'm a Pascal"
Einstein and Tesla walked into a bar...
...but Edison walked into a pascal.
Pascal walks into a bar
There are 100 000 pascals in the bar
Pascal walks into a bar.
He then feels pressured to leave.
Pascal: Come on, we must go!
Me: Man, you are really making a lot of pressure for 1 Pascal.
Newton, Einstein and Pascal meet in Heaven
They’re bored, so Einstein suggests they play hide and seek. Einstein starts counting to 10. Pascal runs to find a good hiding spot, Newton on the other hand stays in place. He draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square with chalk on the ground and stands in it. Einstein finished counting, turns around, notices Newton and says: “Ha, gotcha Newton!”, but Newton just replies: “Nah man, you got Pascal.”
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Blaise Pascal?Answer: It was pressured to cross the road.
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