Looking for some intellectual humor? Look no further than this hilarious collection of Archimedes jokes! Whether you're a history buff, a math nerd, or just someone who appreciates a good pun, you're sure to find something to tickle your funny bone in this collection. From silly one-liners to clever riddles, this collection has it all. So why not take a break from the serious stuff and indulge in some lighthearted fun? After all, as Archimedes himself once said, "Eureka!" (which roughly translates to "I found it!") when he discovered the principle of buoyancy.
Back to OccupationArchimedes law of bathing
When your body immersed in water, the phone rings
Archimedes, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek.
It's Archimedes' turn to seek and so he starts counting down.
Pascal quickly runs off to some bushes nearby.
Newton starts walking, stops thinks for a while, and then draws a large rectangle around himself in the dirt.
The time is up and Archimedes turns around: "Found you, Newton".
"I'm not Newton", he replies, "I’m Newton in a square meter, I'm a Pascal"
I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle.
But he was too dense.
What did Archimedes's girlfriend told him when he hadn't taken bath for several days?Answer: Eu-reek-a
When Archimedes got up out of the bath and noticed how much water had spilled out of the tub, he said, "I've got to get out of displace!"
Why did Archimedes’ wife leave him?Answer: He had thrust issues.
Why did the chicken cross the road according to Archimedes?Answer: To actualize its potential.
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