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Why Tyson bit Evander's ear
1. Thought cauliflower ear was a vegetable
2. Evander said, "Bite me"
3. After blow to head, thought he was Lorraina Bobbitt
4. His new trainer is Tonya Harding
Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle. "Master, may I grant you one wish?" asked the genie with a smile. "Hey, bitch. Don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin' me nuttin!" barked Rodman. The genie pleaded, "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever."
Dennis thought a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he said, "Okay, okay, I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning, so just do it!" Giving the genie an evil glare, he screamed, "Now leave me alone!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle. The next morning, Rodman woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no health insurance.
Did you hear that Tonya Harding will get to go to the Olympics after all?Answer: Unfortunately though, she must go to the penalty box for slashing.
US olympic council has just announced that due to Tanya Harding's attack on Nancy Kerrigan, she has also claimed a place on the US Women's Hammer Throw team.
What do you get when you cross Lorena Bobbitt and Tonya Harding?Answer: I don't know, but I wouldn't date it if I was you!
What do you get when you mix O.J. Simpson, Dr. Ruth Westheimer and Tonya Harding?Answer: Killer sex that will bring you to your knees!
What union does Tonya's bodyguard belong to?Answer: Plumbers & Pipefitters Local 86
Why did Tonya do it?Answer: She wanted to be a lead-pipe cinch to win the competition.
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