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Does Lance Armstrong enjoy cycling?Answer: Of course he does! He has a ball!
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France’s on DRUGS!
When I’m on drugs, I can’t even FIND my bicycle.
First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes “Don’t Do It”.
Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix?Answer: There's only one nut in the bag.
I used to say ” It takes a lot of balls to publicly admit you cheated, but Lance Armstrong proved it only takes one.
What do Hitler and Lance Armstrong have in common?Answer: They both REALLY wanted to finish the race.
What do I have in common with Lance Armstrong's balls?Answer: Both of us are single.
What do you call an ambulance with loads of steroids in it?Answer: Ambu-Lance Armstrong
What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?Answer: A Uniball
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