Are you a die-hard hockey fan looking for a good laugh? Look no further! Our collection of silly and corny Hockey jokes about celebrities is perfect for anyone who loves a good chuckle. Whether you're a fan of Wayne Gretzky, Sidney Crosby, or any other famous hockey player, our collection of jokes will leave you in stitches. From one-liners to clever puns, we've got it all. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the humor as we score big with our hilarious Hockey jokes!
Back to SportDid you know R Kelly had a chance to become a professional Hockey player?Answer: The only problem was.. is that he never wanted to score after the first period.
Do you know who ZZ Top's favorite hockey players were?Answer: Travis Zajac, Zach Parise, and Jamie Langenbrunner.
Recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player.
His very first practice and he already had the Stanley Cup..
What award does the best Chinese hockey team win at the end of the season?Answer: The Bruce-Lee Cup
What did Rick Martin, Rene Robert, and Gilbert Perrault have in common while playing hockey?Answer: They had a French connection.
What did the captain of the ship say to the hockey player who was using the rowboat?Answer: Bobby Orr
What do the Anaheim Ducks and Billy Graham have in common?Answer: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
What happened when hockey legends Jean Ratelle, Rod Gilbert, and Vic Hadfield started to tell a joke?Answer: They soon reached the GAG line.
Who is ZZ Top’s favourite hockey player?Answer: Gordie Howe Howe Howe Howe
Why are former hockey players Buzz Schneider, John Harrington, and Mark Pavelich so good in geometry?Answer: This is because they were ConeHeads!
Why did Jesus never play hockey?Answer: He was always more of a Lacrosse guy.
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