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Back to PoliticalBoris Johnson is sending out 30 million letters...
I hope he’s not licked the envelopes.
Boris Johnson walks into a pub and asks for a pint. The barman draws it & throws it into his face.
'Why did you do that?'
'You asked for a pint, but you didn't say how you wanted it delivered.'
Boris: ‘I'll have a pint in a pint glass.'
'No. You can't ask again.'
'Why not?'
'Democracy.'
Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a plane crash. Who survives?Answer: The world.
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."
The 10 year old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
So Boris Johnson has tested positive for COVID-19...
Anyone else concerned with how quickly the virus has jumped from human to politician?
What's Boris Johnson's favourite TV show?Answer: Deal or No Deal
What’s the difference between Boris Johnson and Maggie Thatcher?Answer: One starved miners and one starved minors
Why can’t Boris Johnson make his Christmas cake until the last minute?Answer: He doesn’t know how many tiers it should have.
Why did Boris Johnson Brexit?Answer: Because just imagine the baby he'd have made if he hadn't pulled out of Angela Merkel!
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