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Angela Merkel arrives at the Passport Control at the Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris.
"Nationality ? " asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days."
Angela Merkel goes on holiday to Greece.
She reaches customs.
Officer: Name?
Merkel: Angela Merkel
Officer: Nationality?
Merkel: Deutsche
Officer: Occupation?
Merkel: Nein, not zis time, just for ze holidays
Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Angela Merkel enter a bar
Putin: "I'll have a G&T."
Bartender: "What's a G&T?"
Putin: "Gin and tonic."
Merkel: "I'll have a V&C."
Bartender: "What's a V&C?"
Merkel: "Vodka and coke."
Trump: "I'll have a 7&7."
Bartender: "What's a 7&7?"
Trump: "16."
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."
The 10 year old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
Trump calls Angela Merkel's office. Secretary answers.
Trump: What's the time difference between Washington and Berlin ?
Secretary: Just a second, Mr. President…
Trump: Thanks
Why did Angela Merkel cross the road?Answer: Because the pedestrian light indicated it was the appropriate time to do so.
Why did Boris Johnson Brexit?Answer: Because just imagine the baby he'd have made if he hadn't pulled out of Angela Merkel!
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