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Back to PoliticalDavid Cameron announced he is stepping down in the wake of a vote, which should make me happy, but it doesn’t. It’s like catching an ice cream cone out of the air, because a child has been hit by a car. I’ll eat it! But it’s tainted somehow.
David Cameron has said the UK's mission in Afghanistan is 'accomplished'.
We're leaving that country in a state of poverty and despair, where half the population can't read and daily life is blighted by the ever-present threat of needless violence.
Yes, we've brought the British way of life to them all right.
David Cameron went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak.
The butcher asked "what is your favourite cut?", David replied, "the public sector".
What's the difference between Rudolph's nose and David Cameron's autobiography?Answer: Only one will be red at Christmas.
Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?Answer: In the Piggy bank
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