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A woman to Winston Churchill:
"Sir, you are disgustingly drunk"
Churchill: "Madam, you are disgustingly ugly. But in the morning, I will be sober."
Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for £1 million?
Woman: Why Winston, yes I would.
Churchill: What about £10?
Woman: What sort of woman do you think I am?
Churchill: We have already established what sort of woman you are, now we are just negotiating the price.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Churchill!
Churchill who?
Churchill be the best place for a wedding !
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: ‘If you were my husband I’d poison your brandy.’
Churchill: ‘If you were my wife I’d drink it.’
When Roosevelt, Stalin and Churchill met together, FDR thought of a little chitchat with Stalin.
So he told him: Hey, Joseph you know back in America if someone is not happy about his condition he goes straight up to the office, slams his fist on the desk and says “I don’t like how you run things!”
Stalin smiles and says “We have the same right to complain back in Russia.”
Roosevelt is surprised. “Really? What do people do there?”
Stalin says “Well they can go to the office, slam their fist on the desk and say “I don’t like how America runs things!”
Winston Churchill said, "History will be kind me, for I intend to write it."
Nowadays, history will be kind to me because I intend to delete it.
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