Hugh Hefner Jokes

At least Hugh Hefner died doing what he loved.
Having a stroke.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Answer: Ask Hugh Hefner.

Hugh Hefner and Heather Locklear die and go to heaven. They are greeted by St. Peter who says to Hugh, "You have corrupted the lives of many men and boys alike with your pornography. You have only one chance to get into the kingdom of God, you must walk down that tunnel without even one unclean thought. If you do, a trap door will open up under you and you will fall into hell where you will cry and gnash your teeth."

Hugh decides that this will be easy for the tunnel is only 100 feet long. So he begins down the tunnel with St. Peter following behind. About half way down the tunnel St. Peter leans over towards Hugh and yells "Tits!" and a trap door opens and Hugh falls down into Hell.

St. Peter then goes to Heather Locklear and says, "You have corrupted the lives of many men and boys alike with your sexy looks. You have only one chance to get into the kingdom of God, you must walk down that tunnel without even one unclean thought. If you do, a trap door will open up under you and you will fall into Hell where you will cry and gnash your teeth."

They begin there long trek down the tunnel. About half way down St. Peter leans over towards Heather and a trap door opens and St. Peter falls down into Hell.

I bet when Hugh Hefner dies...
...no one will say he's in a better place.

If Hugh Hefner had a noise machine, which noises would he listen to?

Answer: Only Fans

Playboy‘s founder Hugh Hefner is living proof that you can be a successful bachelor even when your favorite bunny hops away.

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

Answer: meh

What did Mick Jagger say when he caught Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver in the bedroom together?

Answer: Hey, hugh, get off of Mccloud.

What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates?

Answer: Hugh Hefner