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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
What award does the best Chinese hockey team win at the end of the season?Answer: The Bruce-Lee Cup
What did Bruce Lee tell Osama Bin Laden?Answer: Your crude bombs are no match for my broken rythme....
What did Bruce Lee tell president Obama?Answer: Flow like water never go stale...
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common?Answer: They have both entered the dragon.
What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?Answer: WattahhH!
What is Bruce Lee's favorite film?Answer: Coo Lee
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