Linda McCartney Jokes

Did you hear Linda McCartney was suprised to have cancer?

Answer: She thought "Instant Karma" was gonna get her...

In an effort to further the growth of the vegetarian cause, she has assumed one last role...as fertilizer.

Linda's first words in Heaven...
"So John, you still think you're bigger than Jesus Christ?"

Veggie Linda vowed never to eat anything that has a face...worms on the other hand couldn't care less!

What can be said about Linda McCartney?

Answer: She kept abreast of current events.

What did John Lennon say to Linda when they met at the pearly gates?

Answer: Whew, someone told me it was supposed to be Yoko. Thank God it's you.

What did Paul McCartney do after his wife's death?

Answer: Went out for a hamburger and steak with Yoko.

What eats vegetarian and hates vivisection?

Answer: Linda McCartney's cancer.

What has Paul been doing since Linda died?

Answer: Beating his meat.

What was Linda McCartney's greatest legacy?

Answer: That the Beatles could barely sing, but she and Yoko made them sound good.

What was Paul McCartney's reaction to his wife's death?

Answer: Live and let die.

What were her last words to Paul?

Answer: Don't worry, the Beetles will take care of me.

What's the biggest tragedy about Linda's death?

Answer: She is dead and Yoko is still alive.