Get ready to laugh your antlers off with our hilarious collection of Rudolph jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a good celebrity joke, this collection has something for everyone. From silly one-liners to clever puns, our Rudolph jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. And don't worry, we haven't forgotten about the rest of the gang - you might just spot some of your other favorite reindeer in the mix! So grab a cup of hot cocoa and settle in for some holiday cheer with our collection of the best Rudolph jokes around. Jokes are fun, especially when they're about Rudolph!
Back to MiscellaneousDid Rudolph go to school?Answer: No he was 'elf' taught.
Did You Ever Hear About Christopher, The Brown-Nosed Reindeer?Answer: He could run just as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as quick...
Did you hear about the race between Rudolph and the other reindeer?Answer: Rudolph won by a nose.
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?Answer: He looks at the calen-deer.
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rudolf.
Rudolf who?
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Rudolph had to ask Santa why Dasher and Dancer are always taking coffee breaks?
Santa: Because those two are my star bucks.
What did Rudolph say when he won the lottery?Answer: Christmas be my lucky day.
What did Rudolph’s mom say before he left for a school field trip?Answer: I hope it doesn’t raindeer.
What do Rudolph always say before telling you a joke?Answer: This one will "sleigh" you!
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?Answer: RUDEolph
What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?Answer: Rude-olph
What does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer eat for breakfast?Answer: Deerios
What happened when Rudolph ate rotten food?Answer: He got Reindiarrhea.
What is brown, white, and red all over?Answer: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer with a sunburn.
What is Rudolph’s favorite day of the year?Answer: Red Nose Day
What street in France do reindeer live on?Answer: Rue Dolph
What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity?Answer: Beyonsleigh
What's the difference between Rudolph's nose and David Cameron's autobiography?Answer: Only one will be red at Christmas.
Where does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer express his deepest, secret thoughts?Answer: In his reindiary.
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?Answer: Rude-olph.
Who laughed and called Rudolph names?Answer: Olive, the other reindeer.
Whose fault was it that Santa lost his way?Answer: Rudolph's, off course.
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?Answer: To fly to the other side.
Why does Rudolph have a red nose?Answer: Because he sneezes a lot!
Why does Rudolph's nose shine at night?Answer: Because he's a very LIGHT sleeper!
Why is Rudolph always wet?Answer: Because he’s a rain-deer.
Why is Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer so cold at Christmas?Answer: Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.
Why is the world's funniest joke not in Rudolph the Reindeer's joke book?Answer: Because the real joke is in Comet's!
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