Justin Trudeau Jokes

At what time was Justin Trudeau eaten by a monster?

Answer: Ate P.M.

Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election
He always did want to be a minority.

Did you hear about the Canadian Prime Ministers defenestration fetish?

Answer: He'll throw you Trudeau's windows.

Everyone thinks that Canadians hate Trump
It's Trudeau

How long will Justin Trudeau have to apologize?

Answer: Until he's black in the face

I have always head that Canadians are nicer than most other people...
... that’s not really Trudeau.

If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you only had time to save one of them...
... where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch afterwards?

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau all die and wind up in Hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it’s for calling back to Earth. So Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.

Next Donald Trump calls the U.S. and talks for 30 minutes. When he’s finished the Devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Trump writes him a cheque.

Finally Trudeau has his turn and calls Canada for 4 hours. When he’s finished, the Devil informs him that there would be ‘No Charge’ and to feel free to call Canada anytime.

Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the Devil why Trudeau got to call Canada for free. The Devil replied,
”Since Justin Trudeau became Prime Minister of Canada, the country has gone to Hell, so it’s a local call!"

What did Justin Trudeau say to a black guy?

Answer: You must tell me who does your makeup, its really well done!

What's the difference between Justin Trudeau and a baker?

Answer: While a dozen can go from 12 to 13, it's the other way around for the regions of Canada.

You may not believe me when I say that Trump isn't the Prime Minister of Canada
It's Trudeau.

You wouldn't think that the Canadian prime minister's wife could get the coronavirus...
It's Trudeau.