Looking for a fun way to enjoy classical music? Check out our hilarious collection of Ludwig van Beethoven jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan of the legendary composer or just enjoy a good laugh, you'll love our silly, corny, and funny jokes about his life and work. From witty one-liners to clever puns and riddles, our collection has it all. So if you're ready for some musical humor, come join the fun and discover why jokes and Beethoven go together like notes on a staff!
Back to MusicAfter Beethoven died and they buried him, you could hear his symphonies from the grave in the descending order, first his symphony No. 9, then No. 8 etc.
He was just decomposing.
Beethoven and Bach were once composers.
Now they are decomposers.
Fun fact about Beethoven.
On March 26th, 1827, Ludwig van Beethoven stopped composing, and began decomposing.
How did Beethoven travel around Europe?Answer: He took the Ludwig van.
How do you wish Beethoven a Merry Christmas?Answer: Fur-Elise Navidad!
Since 1782, at the age of 12, Beethoven was composing some of the greatest music ever,
of course since 1827 all he has been doing is decomposing.
To play a wrong note is insignificant; toplay without passion is inexcusable.
Two deadheads are on vacation in Germany and decide to visit Beethoven's grave. They approach the cemetery and are startled to find someone sitting in the open grave, furiously tearing up scores of music. Outraged, they demand to know what's going on. "Shhh," comes the reply, "...I'm decomposing."
What did Bach say when Mozart thought he smelled something burning?Answer: Could Beethoven
What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?Answer: Bach it up.
What did Beethoven say when he finished writing his 5th Symphony?Answer: I'm done done done doooooone.
What do Beethoven and the hiphop artist Lil'Jon have in common?Answer: Both are famous for saying “What?”
What do you suppose Beethoven is doing these days?Answer: Decomposing.
What does a Catholic priest have in common with Beethoven's Fur Elise?Answer: They both finish in A minor.
What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?Answer: He decomposes.
What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?Answer: Ba-na-na-naaaaa
What was Beethoven's favorite game as a child?Answer: Hayden seek.
What was Beethoven's favourite fruit?Answer: Ba-na-na-NAAA!
What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?Answer: Decomposing
What would have been Beethoven's record label?Answer: Deaf Jam
What’s brown and sitting on a piano bench?Answer: Beethoven’s last movement.
Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?Answer: Because he was Haydn
Why did Beethoven go to the car dealership?Answer: Fur a lease
Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?Answer: They weren't invented yet.
Why don't soccer moms let their kids listen to Beethoven?Answer: Because of all the violins.
Why wasn't Johann Sebastian Bach able to go out and party with Beethoven and Mozart?Answer: Because he was too baroque.
You know what they say. Once you go Beethoven....
You never go Bach!
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