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Back to MusicArnold Schoenberg walks into a bar. "I'll have a gin please, but no tonic"
I can't find my Liszt of composer puns
If any of you can get a Holst of it, could you Handel it to me?
I would show you a Liszt of all the music jokes I know...
But to be Franck, I don't think you could Handel them!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Never look at the trombones, it only encourages them.
What is Gyorgy Ligeti's favorite food?Answer: Sphligeti and meatballs.
Why did the pirate buy a Pavarotti album?Answer: Because he loved the high Cs.
Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic always first off the plane?Answer: Because he only had Karajan luggage.
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