Looking for some classical music humor? Look no further than our collection of silly, corny, and funny jokes about the one and only Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. From puns about his musical masterpieces to riddles about his life and legacy, this collection has something for every fan, fanatic, follower, and groupie of the famous composer. So whether you're a classical music buff or just looking for a good laugh, join us for a musical journey through the best Mozart jokes around. After all, jokes are timeless, just like his music!
Back to MusicMozart’s wife made him go back to the grocery store to buy the food she had wanted.
He really should have remembered to bring the Chopin Liszt.
Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars.
Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segall, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.
Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.
'Well,' started Stallone, 'I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him.'
'Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano' said Willis. 'I'll play him.'
'I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes,' said Segall. 'I'd like to play him.'
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. 'Sounds splendid.' Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, 'Who do you want to be, Arnold?' So Arnold says 'I'll be Bach.'
What did Bach say when Mozart thought he smelled something burning?Answer: Could Beethoven
What did the disappointed mozart-fan infant say when he opened his gift?Answer: Baby got Bach
What did they call Mozart after he died?Answer: A decomposer Baddoom-tish
What's the difference between Kevin Spacey and Mozart?Answer: It's hard to get Mozart to play with A minor.
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it.
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
Why couldn't Mozart find his friend?Answer: Because he was Haydn
Why did Mozart fall off a tree?.Answer: He lost his Handel on Bach.
Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?Answer: They kept saying Bach, Bach
Why did Mozart hate chickens?Answer: All they ever say is "Bach-Bach-Bach"!
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?Answer: Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?Answer: All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Why was Mozart waiting outside the door?Answer: Because he couldn’t find the right key!
Why wasn't Johann Sebastian Bach able to go out and party with Beethoven and Mozart?Answer: Because he was too baroque.
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