Canada Jokes

Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election
He always did want to be a minority.

Did you hear about the Canadian Prime Ministers defenestration fetish?

Answer: He'll throw you Trudeau's windows.

Everyone thinks that Canadians hate Trump
It's Trudeau

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish. That's three wishes total," saidthe genie.

The Canadian said, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

George W. Bush, said, "I'm very curious, please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15, 000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable." George W. Bush says, "Fill it with water."

What do you call a Canadian girl who can't sing?

Answer: Justin Bieber

What is 50 cent called when he's in Canada?

Answer: 58 cent

What's the difference between Justin Trudeau and a baker?

Answer: While a dozen can go from 12 to 13, it's the other way around for the regions of Canada.

You may not believe me when I say that Trump isn't the Prime Minister of Canada
It's Trudeau.

You wouldn't think that the Canadian prime minister's wife could get the coronavirus...
It's Trudeau.