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Back to PoliticalHillary Clinton wears boxers. Bill Clinton wears briefs. Barack Obama wears thongs. What does John McCain wear?Answer: Depends
What did John McCain say when his plane was shot down over enemy lines?Answer: Curse you, Red Baron!
When did John McCain decide that he believed in the theory of Global Warming?Answer: Right after he got confused while adjusting his office thermostat and set temperature too high.
Why is John McCain running for President?Answer: It was at the top of his bucket list.
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