Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes

Dahmer was always one to "take a big bite out of life!"

Did you hear what Jeffrey Dahmer said to Lorenna Bobbit?

Answer: Are you going to eat that or throw it away.

Jeffrey Dalhmer was having dinner with his mom when she said,

"Jeffrey, I don't care for the people you've been hanging around with lately"

To which he replied, "Then just eat your vegetables mom."

Ted Bundy: Hey, you got any ice cream in the freezer ?

Jeffery Dahmer: Nah man, only Ben and Jerry

What are Jeffery Dahmer's favorite foods?

Answer: Ground Chuck and Quiche Lorraine.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to OJ?

Answer: Slow down on the carving, I can't keep up!

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say when he first saw David Koresh?

Answer: Waiter, my dinner is burnt!

What did Jefrey Dahmer's killer say just before he killed him?

Answer: I'm gonna have you for lunch.

What did the judge saye to Jeffry Dahmer before sentencing him?

Answer: Boy, you sure had a lot of balls.

What did they find during Jeffrey Dahmer's autopsy?

Answer: Jimmy Hoffa

What did they serve at the wake for Mr. Dahmer?

Answer: Finger sandwiches and mixed nuts

What were Jeffrey Dahmer's last words?

Answer: I used to eat guys like YOU for breakfast!

What were Jeffrey Dahmer's last words?

Answer: Eat me!

What would you have if O.J. was put in a cell with David Koresh and Jeffrey Dahmer?

Answer: You'd have a complete breakfast: serial, toast, and O.J.

What's Dahmers favorite song?

Answer: Piece of My Heart.

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a blowjob?

Answer: Can't beat a blowjob!

Who's the latest person to get tatooed on Tyson's arms?

Answer: Jeffery Dahmer

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer call the Bobbits?

Answer: He heard they ran a carryout.

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender at his doorstep?

Answer: He liked to greet everyone with a handshake!

Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat clowns?

Answer: They tasted funny.

Why was Jeffery Dahmer killed in prison?

Answer: Because he ate all the white meat on thanksgiving.