René Descartes Jokes

Descartes asks a horse if he is well versed in philosophy.
The horse says "I don't think I am" and disappears.

René Descartes walks into a bar. The barman says, ‘Would you like a drink, sir?’

'I think not!’ replies Descartes… and then he disappears.

René Descartes walks into a hotel.

He hands the innkeeper three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

The innkeeper says, "Are you sure you're in the right joke, mate?"

Descartes says, "I think not."

And vanishes.

Rene Descartes walks into a resturant and sits down for dinner. The waiter comes over and asks if he'd like an appetizer
"No thank you" says Descartes, "I'd just like to order dinner"
"Would you like to hear our daily specials?" asks the waiter
"No" says Descartes, getting impatient
"Would you like a drink before dinner?" the waiter asks
Descartes is insulted, since he's a tee-totaler
"I think not!" he says indignantly, and POOF! he disappeared.

Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink. He replied, "I think not." And he vanished.

Heisenburg was also sitting at the bar. After Descartes vanished in a puff of smoke, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" To which Heisenberg replied, "I can't be certain."

The bartender then noticed Einstein was there. So he asked him if he could believe what had happened. Einstein replied, "It's all relative."

Then the bartender noticed that Carl Sagan was there. He walked over to him and asked, "Can you believe that all these famous people are here in THIS bar?" Sagan replied, "No. Why there must be BILLIONS and BILLIONS of bars out there."

Renee Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, “Sir, can I get you a Martini?”

Descartes says, “I don’t think…” and he disappears.

You know why you can't teach a stallion philosophy?

Answer: Because you can't put Descartes before the horse.