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Back to MusicJerry Garcia and Eric Clapton are captured by cannibals one day.
Before they are about to be cooked for dinner they are granted one final wish.
Jerry says "hand me my old guitar and let me play Dark Star one last time…" Eric says "please kill me before he starts".
What do call it when Eric Clapton hits your car with his guitar?Answer: A fender bender
What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common?Answer: They both suck without Cream.
What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?Answer: Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Why did Eric Clapton go to jail in 1974?Answer: Because He Shot the Sheriff.
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