Pamela Anderson Jokes

David Hasselhoff is the real reason Pamela Anderson has Hepatitis.

Three wishes

It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.

The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass"

The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."

Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."

Pamela Anderson walks into a doctor’s office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, “Doc, I hurt all over.” The doctor is really confused. He says, “What do you mean, you hurt all over?” Pamela Anderson says, “I’ll show you.”

She then touches herself on her leg. “OW!!! I hurt there.” Then she touches her earlobe. “OW!!!!!! I hurt there too!” Then she touches her hair. “OW!!!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!” So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for 5 min. Then he says, “Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?” Pamela Anderson says “Yes, why?”

The doctor says, “Well, you got a broken finger…”

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Answer: Silicon Valley

What's Pamela Andersons favorite soda?

Answer: Hepsi

What's the best way to catch Pamela Anderson in the woods?

Answer: Use a booby trap.