Get ready for a wild ride with our hilarious collection of David Lynch jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a good laugh, this collection of silly, corny, and funny jokes is sure to tickle your funny bone. From classic quotes to clever puns, we've got everything you need to keep the laughter coming. Join us as we explore the surreal and absurd world of David Lynch with our side-splitting jokes about the famous director. So grab a cup of coffee and get ready to dive into the laughs!
Back to MovieDavid Lynch's car leaked coolant. He pulled over to check it.
There was a lady in the radiator.
Lynch: Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Lynch: A man with two milk bottles, a deer with leafy antlers, and an 8 year old boy.
You: "A man with two milk bottles, a deer with leafy antlers, and an 8 year old boy" who?
Lynch: What do you think?
What do you get when David Lynch directs a remake of The Godfather?Answer: Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.
What movie would Samuel L. Jackson and David Lynch make?Answer: Snakes on a plane of existence.
Why did David Lynch visit the Apple Store?Answer: Because when he received his new phone it was already dead, wrapped in plastic.
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