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A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"
"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.
"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."
Even Tim Cook would have been a better president than Donald Trump
But that is comparing apples to orange
I asked Tim Cook what he is cooking right now
An apple pie off course!
Tim Cook just came out as gay...
I wont be surprised if the Samsung CEO suddenly becomes gay too.
Tim Cook lives in fear that Chuck Norris's iPhone will crash.
What did Tim Cook call his camera?Answer: iBall
What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?Answer: They both made the news for not being straight.
What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?Answer: Not Apple Jacks
What's Tim Cook's new nickname?Answer: Jack The Ripper
Why can't you compare millionaires Tim Cook and Donald Trump?Answer: Apples and oranges.
Why did apple remove headphone jack from iPhone?Answer: Because Tim Cook prefers one hole underneath instead of two.
Why did Tim Cook go to the opthalmologist?Answer: Because he had an iProblem
Why doesn't Tim Cook build his own house?Answer: Because he refuses to install windows
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